You know you have a child with autism if:
1. You compare poop stories with all of your friends
2. Your child’s urine has been to more countries than you have
3. You receive so many packages from pharmacies that your neighbors think you are a drug dealer
4. Your family and friends think you are practicing voodoo medicine on your child
5. Your best friends are the ones you met on an online autism support group
6. Your child takes more pills than your grandmother
7. It takes longer to explain the GFCF diet to your waitress than it does to eat the food
8. You think a good’s night sleep is 2-3 hours
9. You know what ileocolonic lymphoid nodular hyperplasia means
10. You walk around with your child’s medical records at conferences

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Jodi Folta - KNOW AUTISM